Mr. Geiser wrote:

>In an attempt to clean up the humour, here's one for your consideration,
>which
>was sent to me earlier this week.  Enjoy.
>
>
>The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent
>problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone
>number and was greeted with a child's whispered,  "Hello?"
>
>Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the
>boss
>asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

I don't like people who make jokes about children. We're people too. Why do
adults always tell stories about us that make us look dumb and annoying?

>Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
>through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>
>"A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.  "What is going on there?",
>asked the boss, now alarmed.  In an awed whispering voice the child answered,
>"The search team just landed the hello-copper"
>
>Alarmed,concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why
>are they there"?
>
>Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
>
>"They're looking for me"

This is just what I mean. You think kids are mean and a little dumb, and
also that we can't talk right and just like to cause trouble. This is very
insulting.

Please do not make such biased statements in the future. You may think
it's funny, but most kids don't.

-- Kaytlin