Costas thinks the Yanks aren't lookin' by saying:
> HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY.
>
> Step 1: GO BUY A TURKEY
>
> Step 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY
<snip>
> Step 17: TURK THE CARVEY
>
> Step 18: GET YOURSELF ANOTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH
>
> Step 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY
>
> Step 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT!!
See, I get up early to do the cooking, and he lets the cat out of the bag..
and I'm only on my first one ;)
Have a great day, folks...
Joe