I found this today at http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=1159

THE TOP TEN HEADLINES ON THE DEBUT OF FOX BUSINESS NEWS
By Don Davis
In case you missed it, from the Home Office of Dickensian London, otherwise 
known as Rupert Arms, here are the Top Ten Stories that FOX Business News 
debuted with today, which are not good for what "Ailes ya":

10. Illegal Immigrants Threaten to Steal All the Hedge Fund Manager Jobs
 9. Hillary Proposes to Socialize Social Security
 8. Capital Gains Taxes Most Benefit the Bottom One Per Cent of Wage Earners
 7. Thomas Friedman Endorses the Flat Tax in a Flat World
 6. Supply-Side Economics Cures Genital Warts
 5. The Millions of "Unemployed" During the Great Depression Were "Faking 
 It"
 4. Majorities Favor Individual Savings Accounts to Re-Build Public 
Infrastructure
 3.  Studies Show That Slave Labor Builds Character, Strong Backs
 2. Gore's Jihad Against Global Warming Threatens Reagan's End of the Cold 
War
 1. We Distort - You Watch the Lies
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