Now, I don't now how this song goes, so the humor quotient wasn't as
hight as it might have been; but you might get a charge out of it...
 
 
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> > Home Page for Nothing'
> >   ---------------------
> >  (To the tune of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits)
> >
> >  Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
> >  You write the code that runs the WebTV
> >  That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
> >  Get yer home page for nothin' and your hits for free.
> >
> >  Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
> >  Lemme tell ya, them guys can code
> >  Maybe get some backing 'fore they even have a product
> >  Maybe in a month they'll IPO.
> >
> >  We got to install Netscape Web Servers
> >  Custom config delivery
> >  We got to install all of these browsers
> >  They got to all speak HTTP.
> >
> >  See that little doofus with the glasses and the cowlick?
> >  Yeah buddy, that's his own code.
> >  That little doofus got a billion options.
> >  That little doofus he just IPO'd.
> >
> >  We got to install Netscape Web Servers
> >  Custom config delivery
> >  We got to install all of this fiber
> >  We gonna need a big ol' T3.
> >
> >  I shoulda learned to code in Java
> >  I shoulda learned some CGI
> >  Look at that web page, they got it dancin' right across the screen.
> >  It almost looks alive.
> >  And what's he downloading now?  Hawaiian noises?
> >  He's banging on that keyboard like a chimpanzee
> >  Aw, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
> >  Get yer home page for nothin' and your hits for free.
> >
> >  We got to install Netscape Web Servers
> >  Custom config delivery
> >  We got to install all of these proxies
> >  They got to all speak HTTP.
> >
> >  Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
> >  You write the code that runs the WebTV
> >  That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
> >  Get yer home page for nothin' and your hits for free.
> >  Home page for nothin', Hits for free.