An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one
evening.

He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms - Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still
very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his
host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call
your wife those loving pet names"

The old man hung his head; "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I
forgot her name about 10 years ago."

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