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Jeanne Pitts <[log in to unmask]>
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Tue, 20 Oct 1998 08:19:21 -0700
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Some women have a bad attitude toward men because some men have a bad
attitude toward women.
Case and point.

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> >Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect
> >courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course,
perfect.
> >One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
> >perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
> >at the side of the road in distress.
> >Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
Claus
with
> >a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the
eve of
> >Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle.
> >Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
> >Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple
and
> >Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
> > Who was the survivor?
> >(Scroll down for the answer.)
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> >The perfect woman survived.
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> >She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone
knows
> >there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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> >****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
> Men keep scrolling****.
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> >So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
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> >have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the
way,
if
> >you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another
point:
> women never listen either.
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