Hello fellow humorists:
Back in the pre-xl days our field trainers would instruct new users on
how to login and the first task was to hit <cr> a couple of times to
get the "colon" prompt.
One day our support staff got a call from a very troubled new user:
"Help, I can't find my colon!"
Duane Percox (QSS)
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