A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
-----Original Message-----
From: Larry Barnes [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 9:59 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Thursday Humo(u)r
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
-----Original Message-----
From: Shahan, Ray [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 7:02 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Thursday Humo(u)r
An Irishman walks out of a bar. No, really, it happened!
Ray Shahan
"There is so much good in the worst of us,
and so much bad in the best of us,
that it behooves none of us
to talk about the rest of us"
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