I have one....

1. Who were you with last night?

(Could be a problem if you are a playboy/playgirl. Easy if you are married
or lonely)

Rick 'showing my warped sense of humor!' Clark
Senior Systems Analyst
WW&R
Cleveland, Ohio


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Hi Doug :)
    um... here are the "top of the head" first questions.... and yes... they
do represent my warped sense of humor... or lack thereof? hehe

1. Who/What is your favorite Star Trek Character?
2. Which of Kirk's Women is your Favorite?
3. What color is your Towel?
4. Who/What is your your Favorite Bloom County Character?
5. Where do you Wear your "Don't Panic Button"?
6. What is your favorite explicative?
7. What was the size of the first floppy you ever saved a file onto?
8. How do you feel?

Art "Who really needs to get some sleep! hehe" Bahrs

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From: Doug Becker <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, June 30, 2000 9:53 AM
Subject: [HP3000-L] Friday Humor


For many years Security/3000 has offered a set of standard questions:

What is your MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME:
Where was your FATHER BORN:
What was the COLOR OF YOUR FIRST CAR:
What was the MAKE OF YOUR FIRST CAR:
What ELEMENTARY SCHOOL did you go to:

These questions are fully customizable, so here is a challenge for you all
to offer updated and modern questions.

Here are mine, but feel free to add to the fray:

What is the first Star Trek Episode you remember:
Where is the city of the Bank Card to whom you owe the most money:
What is the name of the actor / actress you would stalk if you were a
stalker:
Besides Dilbert, who is your favorite cartoon character:
Who is your favorite rock band:

Rejected for obvious reasons:

Who was your first parole officer:
What is the name of your first divorce lawyer:
What is the date of your first bite-wing dental x-rays:
What is your favorite detergent:
Who is your favorite talk-show host: