Patrick Santucci wrote:

>An acquaintance, having seen a great many inquiries about whether his
>company's software is Year 2000 compliant, is considering using this
>as his new standard response:
>
>   We are quite confident that all of our systems are Year 2000
>   Compliant.  However, we have over a two year backlog of Year 2000
>   Compliance forms to fill out, so according to our scheduling
>   database, you should hear back from us in June, 1900.

One of the surveys I filled out asked "What is the biggest problem in 
getting your systems Year 2000 compliant?".  I answered, "Filling out 
all these Year 2000 surveys."  Made me feel better. :-)

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