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June 2006, Week 4

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Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:03:55 -0400
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Just when you think there’s no justice... a news article from a Florida 
Newspaper: 

“When Nathan Radlich’s house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, 
and even left his watch. What they did take was “generic white cardboard 
box filled with grayish-white powder.” (That at least is the way the 
police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police 
said “that it looked similar to cocaine and they’d probably thought they’d 
hit the big time.” Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and 
pleaded with the burglars: 

”Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three 
years ago.” Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug 
dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan’s doorstep. The 
cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude’s ashes remained. And 
there was this note. 

It said: “Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we 
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.”

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Snopes the spoil sport debunked this, but still...

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