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Re: Off Topic:Programming Question
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Tue, 31 Aug 1999 22:19:28 -0400
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How many Programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 - None, it's a hardware problem.

How many Microsoft Tech Support people does it take to change a
lightbulb?

 - Nobody knows. They all have identical model lightbulbs that work
perfectly and they haven't been able to reproduce the problem.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a computer?

 - A Hairy Reasoner.

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