FOR ALL YOU LEXIPHILES
(lovers of words)
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's
your count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
7. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you
A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blown-a-part.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. A calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
T.L. Claytor, Jr.
Disaster Recovery Coordinator
LandAmerica Financial Group, Inc.
Phone: (804)267.2241
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From: Reynolds, James [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:29 AM
To: Claytor, Jr., T.L.
Subject: RE:
i hear tell that thar be some kinda powder ya kin kill em with!
Hey DaD... Do You do the Golf thing? or is you just a Tennis guy?
-----Original Message-----
From: Claytor, Jr., T.L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:28 AM
To: Reynolds, James
Subject: RE:
Just a mite.
T.L. Claytor, Jr.
Disaster Recovery Coordinator
LandAmerica Financial Group, Inc.
Phone: (804)267.2241
________________________________
From: Reynolds, James [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:27 AM
To: Claytor, Jr., T.L.
Subject: RE:
Then that thar be mite near purtty gud then huh?
-----Original Message-----
From: Claytor, Jr., T.L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:26 AM
To: Reynolds, James
Subject: RE:
I be fizzle as a fine dust.....
T.L. Claytor, Jr.
Disaster Recovery Coordinator
LandAmerica Financial Group, Inc.
Phone: (804)267.2241
________________________________
From: Reynolds, James
[mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:22 AM
To: Claytor, Jr., T.L.
Subject: RE:
Howdee DaD! Well....Did You expect anything other
than that?? :) I be fine as fizzle dust today... and You?
-----Original Message-----
From: Claytor, Jr., T.L.
[mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:21 AM
To: Reynolds, James
Subject: RE:
Good Morning Son!!! You just beat me to the
punch. How are you this FINE morning!?
T.L. Claytor, Jr.
Disaster Recovery Coordinator
LandAmerica Financial Group, Inc.
Phone: (804)267.2241
________________________________
From: Reynolds, James
[mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 8:06 AM
To: Claytor, Jr., T.L.
Subject:
Morning DaD!!!
James R. Reynolds
HP 3000 System Engineer
Time-Life Customer Service,Inc
2600 International Pkwy
Virginia Beach, VA, 23452
Phone: 757-427-7784
Cell: 757-651-8735
Email: [log in to unmask]
Your mind understands what you have been taught;
your heart, what is true.
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