Received this and thought I'd share part of it.  The 'best'
one I've not included simply because I didn't want to
possibly offend anyone, but if you're interested, send me
a private note....


  GOOD:

   A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy was standing in
the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The
officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

  BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo
of handcuffs.




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                          Wednesday, March 8th

           Today in 1841 - Jurist Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr was born.


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