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>:  A Little Southern Humor
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>An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on
>scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>
>They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, Corned beef and cabbage.
>If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm  going to
>jump off this building.
>
>The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again. If I get
>burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
>
>The redneck opened his lunch and said, Bologna again.  If I get a bologna
>sandwich one more time I'm jumping too.
>
>Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage
>and jumps to his death.
>
>The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and  jumps too.
>
>The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
>
>At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd
>known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never
>would have given it to him again"
>
>The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or
>enchiladas I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>
>Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife.
>
>"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch"!
>


/jf
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                        Friday, December 19th

            Today, in 1777 - The Continental Army began its encampment
                             at Valley Forge.
  Tomorrow, (Sat), in 1606 - The first colonists were sent to
                             Virginia by the London Company.

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