This was too true not to pass along!!


> Prison vs. Work
> Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
> little bit more clear . .
>
> IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
> AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
>
> IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
> AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
>
> IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
> yourself.
>
> IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat.
>
> IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
>
> IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
> AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
> taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
> AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
>
> IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> AT WORK - they are called managers.
>
> So - why is it again that you work?
>

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