In a stunning announcement to be made Saturday. The
Federal Government and the United Nations will provide
details on how the Zorgnaks have taken over ownership
rights to the planet Earth.

It seems that they skillfully infiltrated the legal
departments of several leading computer companies,
Microsoft, IBM, HP, SUN and others. Once infiltrated
they placed cryptic wording in the shrink wrap and
point and click licenses that effectively gave then
ownership rights to every asset on the planet and
placed every human being into indentured servitude.

An unnamed source stated that they also have been
quietly accumulating technical personnel via postings
to the internet. Those who replied to the 'want ads'
were transported to Zorgnak for leadership 'training'.


These troops will be headed by the newly named  Planet
Governor D. David Brown. His Excellence Mr. Brown has
been working with the Zorgnaks for some time and
assures the population of the planet Earth that they
are friendly and only wish to mine and export
zirconium because they have exhausted all other known
supplies.

More details to follow.


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