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Subject:	ot: Friday Humor - Christmas Carols
From:	Larry Barnes <[log in to unmask]>
Reply To:	Larry Barnes <[log in to unmask]>
Date:	Fri, 20 Dec 2002 09:44:24 -0500
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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED


Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and  Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire
Hydrants and everything with balls of holly

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell, Maybe I
won't


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells...

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