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Date: | Thu, 5 Aug 2004 07:23:17 -0700 |
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"Hey, buddy," said the taxicab passenger, tapping the driver on the
shoulder. The driver screamed and lost control of the cab, nearly
hitting a bus, jumping the curb and stopping just inches from a huge
plate-glass window. For a few moments, everything was silent. Then the
driver said,"Man, you scared the daylights out of me!" "I'm sorry," said
the passenger. "I didn't realize a tap on the shoulder would frighten
you so much."
"It's not your fault," the driver replied. "Today is my first day
driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."
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