14.     One hand on the wheel, the other holding a
daiquiri from the nearest drive-thru daiquiri place.
Tail-gating, cutting in and out of traffic without
using a signal: NEW ORLEANS

15.     #10 plus boots hanging upside down between cab and
bed of truck: RURAL SOUTH LOUISIANA

Yes, I am serious about the drive-thru daiquiri place!


From:                   Peter Osborne <[log in to unmask]>

13. One Hand on the wheel, One hand holding a Tim Horton's Coffee, Head
Pinching a cell against your shoulder, going 150km/h in the middle lane of
Hwy 401 while "Maniacs" zip by at 170km/h: CANADA

On April  9, 2001 09:19 am, Jim Phillips wrote:
> Forwarded from a lister who wishes to remain anonymous:
>
> HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
>
> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
>
>  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
>
>  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
> traffic: NEW JERSEY
>
>  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> BOSTON
>
>  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
>
>  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
> terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
>
>  7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie,sipping  an  RC,
> smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE
>
>  8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
> phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
> while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
>
> 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
> bag out the window: TEXAS
>
> 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
> cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
>
> 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
> driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> FLORIDA
>
> 12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee cup,
> cell phone in ear, tailgating w/accelerator  to the floor , applying
> makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press, knocking down
> orange barrels, changing lanes without turn signals :  MICHIGAN
>
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