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February 1997, Week 4

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Re: Redneck Computer Jokes
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Jeff Kell <[log in to unmask]>
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Jeff Kell <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 28 Feb 1997 23:42:01 -0500
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Joe Geiser wrote:

> These are pretty darned good, son --- but you ain't no Jeff Foxworthy

How about a Tim Allen twist...

* Ahhh, heck with them cisco and Wellfleet things, if you want a *REAL*
router, go to Sears!  1.5 Horsepower, 3/8" bit, ...

* Ahh, Sears and Roebuck, what a twisted pair ...

* Forget star and ring topology... try the new Sears Torx!  (I think HP
bought into that division <torx>)

Shame on me :-)  setting a bad example of bandwidth waste ;-)

Jeff Kell <[log in to unmask]>

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