And at the bar across the street a grasshopper walks in, sits down, and the
bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!". And the
grasshopper says "You have a drink named Dave?"

At 09:01 AM 12/4/2003, Joseph Dolliver wrote:
>And in the next bar down the street a piece of rope walks into a bar and
>asks for a beer,
>the bartender says we do not serve rope here. The rope walks out and
>unravels his top and makes a bow and walks back in and the bartender says, I
>thought I told you we do not serve beer to rope, and the rope replies, I'm
>afraid knot.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
>Behalf Of Mark Wonsil
>Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 12:49 AM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: Thursday Humo(u)r
>
>
>Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
>
>The other says, "Are you sure?"
>
>The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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Tom Brandt
Northtech Systems, Inc.
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Ann Arbor, MI 48104-1343
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