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Patrick Santucci <[log in to unmask]>
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Patrick Santucci <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 11 Sep 2002 12:19:56 -0400
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Ken Born writes,

> Can you believe there are people out there that still believe the
> Earth is Flat?
>
> http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/FlatHome.htm

Hoo boy! The disclaimer at the bottom of this page says:

"The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the
French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat
Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican,
or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by
a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible
for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as
the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive
statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing,
taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock,
cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope,
horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone,
watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin
dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription,
floor tile, upper torso or halibut. "

In the words of Dave Barry, "I am not making this up." I guess if you spend
500 years under attack for your (to be kind) "unpopular" viewpoint, you just
might develop a complex. :-)

Patrick (wondering if the hamsters took over Nabisco before or after RJ
Reynolds did...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Patrick Santucci
HP e3000 Systems Administrator
Computer Operations Team Lead
Cornerstone Brands, Inc.

http://cornerstonebrands.com

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