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Tom of Bunyon <[log in to unmask]>
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Tom of Bunyon <[log in to unmask]>
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"Satam Marwan UL-Ramman" <[log in to unmask]> wrote in message
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> *** Proposal ***
> -
> For every act of suicide terrorism inflected against American citizens,
the
> CIA should clandestinely arrange for the execution of the terrorist's
> immediate family.
> -
> Abhorrent as this may seem, it's quite possibly the only thing that can
> vitiate the incentives currently afforded these misguided individuals.

That wouldn't work - it would only encourage them. They would imagine that
you are sending them to their "heaven".

What you have to do is thwart the "heaven" thing. Take it away as an option.
The way to do this is - LARD.

Every terrorist body should be smeared down with Lard, encased in a
Lard-lined coffin, and buried in an unmarked location. They can't go to
their heaven if they are unclean - and Lard makes them unclean in their own
religion.

For those that take offense at using their religion against them - they are
only getting back what they dished out in 1967 when they attacked Israel on
Yom Kippor in the hope that Isreal would be totally hand-tied because of it
being their highest holy day and their religion's command to do no work on
the Sabbath. They set the precedent.

During the Persian Gulf war, all the Arabs threw down their U.S. supplied
guns when they found out that the bullets contained tamping made of hog
products. Special tallow-based tamping had to be brought in for them. This
appears to be a total absolute with them.

At least it is with the fanatics that do the suicide. The non-fanatics you
don't care about because they wouldn't do suicide. You are only messing with
the fanatics.

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