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says...
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>* "Can you get me a list of students thinking about changing their
major?"
>  - I *swear* this one's true.
 
Ok that is pretty funny but we were once requested to list all the things
the application would "NOT" do.
 
But my favorite is "...the space bar.   No sir that is that long white
key at the bottom."