Now..this is funny....don't care who you are!  :)

 

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coastal area for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Island in his Pope
mobile when suddenly he noticed a frantic commotion just off shore.
There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the
jaws of a 25-foot shark. The Pope watched horrified as a speedboat raced
up with two men aboard.

One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into
the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding
semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the
two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you
my blessings for your brave actions," he told them.

"I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and
John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?"  "It
was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has
all of God's wisdom." 

"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about shark fishing . . . . . . . how's the bait
holding up?"    :o)

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