How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Only one, but the lightbulb has really got to "want" to change...

Mark W.
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Tom <[log in to unmask]> on 01/09/99 03:19:28

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How many Programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 - None, it's a hardware problem.

How many Microsoft Tech Support people does it take to change a
lightbulb?

 - Nobody knows. They all have identical model lightbulbs that work
perfectly and they haven't been able to reproduce the problem.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a computer?

 - A Hairy Reasoner.