I forwarded the "Software Warning (Humorous)" message from a few
days ago to the folks at my company on our internal email, and
received the following response.  Can anyone help answer the
questions?  Sorry for the waste of bandwidth, but they seem like
very good questions.   ;-)

----------Forwarded message follows----------
Date: TUE, MAR 11, 1997, 11:09 AM
To  : DAVID-LARGENT
From: JAMIE-LUNSFORD
Subject: Bug Questions!

Dave,
   A few questions:
     1)  Is a tokenring needed to upgrade to "Fiancee' 1.0"?
     2)  Is there any truth to the rumors that "MSMouse 1.23" will
            sometimes cause "Wife 1.0" to load on top of "Chair 1.0"?
     3)  I know that after "Wife 1.0" has ran for a long time, it will
            spawn several aplets.  Is it true that these aplets will
            then procede to consume the system resources of their
            parents processes?
     4)  I have several friends that say they have trouble turning off
            the N.A.G. feature on "Wife 1.0".  They want to know if
            there is a patch that they can plug in to relieve the
            problem.
   If you happen to know, or know someone who knows, the answers to
   any of these questions, then let me know.
                                                Thanks,
                                                Jamie
----------End of forwarded message----------

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