1)	Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he 
        lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter  how bad it
        is.”  -- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
2)	“Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an 
        attractive scrotum!’”       Patricia Arquette
3)	“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole 
        relationships.”-Sharon Stone
4)	“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, 
        you’re in.”-Courtney Cox (Monica on “Friends”)
5)	“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for 
        black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed  like 
        black pimps.”-Tiger Woods
6)	(On going to war over religion) “You’re basically killing 
        each other to see who’s got the better imaginary  friend.”-
         Yassir Arrafat (PLO leader)
7)	(On the difference between men and women:) “On the one hand, 
        we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand,  we can 
        open all our own jars.”  -- Bruce Willis
8)	“And God said: ‘Let there be Satan, so people don’t blame 
        everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people  don’t 
        blame everything on Satan.”  -- George Burns
9)	“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind 
        of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you’ve  got 
        millions of pals out there. Type in ‘Find people that have 
        sex  with goats that are on fire’ and the computer  will 
        ask, ‘Specify type of  goat.’”-Jason Alexander (George 
        Castanza on Seinfeld)
10)	“Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.”  -- Carmen 
        Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner -1996)
11)	“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an 
        airplane:Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet  
        people who do.”- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of 
        State)
12)	“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what  
        she’s reading.”-Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
13)	“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - 
        the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.” - - Dan Rather 
        (News anchorman)
14)	“I saw a large woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. 
        I said, ‘Thyroid problem?”-Arnold Schwarzenegger
15)	“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill 
        live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per 
        cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.”-
        Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)






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