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Re: terrorists among us?
From:
"Shahan, Ray" <[log in to unmask]>
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Shahan, Ray
Date:
Thu, 15 May 2003 13:27:35 -0500
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The Taliban doesn't like pork either, so eating a brat while drinking your
beer, and watching the ladies should be the end-all for proof.   :-)

Ray Shahan

"There is so much good in the worst of us,
and so much bad in the best of us,
that it behooves none of us
to talk about the rest of us"
                          --Author unknown

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Larry Barnes [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:08 PM
> To:   [log in to unmask]
> Subject:      OT:terrorists among us?
> Importance:   High
>
> ORANGE ALERT!!!
>
> THE SAFETY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
>
> As we know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
> naked woman who is not his wife.
>
> So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM (ET), all American women are asked
> to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> terrorists that may be lurking in your neighborhood.  For maximum
> effectiveness,
> circling around your block for at least one hour is recommended for this
> antiterrorist effort.
>
> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
> houses to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's
> okay to
> see nude women other than their wives and to show support for our country
> and its patriotic women.
>
> And, since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> six-pack at your side will provide further proof that you are not a
> Taliban spy.
>
> The Federal Government will appreciate your effort to root out
> terrorists and will applaud your participation in this antiterrorist
> activity.
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS MESSAGE ON!
>
>
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