> And before all you hp3000-users get offended... IT's A JOKE!!!  :)
>
> A guy took his hp3000-user girlfriend to her first football game. They
> had great seats right behind the bench. After the game he asked
> her how she
> liked the experience, oh I really liked it, she said,especially the
> really tight pants and all the Big muscles, but I couldn't understand
> why they were killing each other for 25 cents. Dumbfounded, her date
> asked, "What on earth do you mean? Well, I saw them flip a
> coin and one
> team got the ball, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept
> screaming was, " Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback".

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