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Re: [OT] How To Stop Suicide Terrorists... LARD
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Tom Emerson <[log in to unmask]>
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Tom Emerson <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 29 May 2002 23:40:33 -0700
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: BURNEY,DAVID (Non-HP-ColSprings,ex1)
> > Mark writes:
> >
> >  I thought it was because they were going to get 72 virgins
> >  in heaven.  Couldn't we just offer them more virgins?
>
> Do to low demand, economic downfall and the need for recent
> downsizing, this will have to be out-sourced.

There was a joke circulating a years or so ago on this -- I'll spare you the
details (although a quick search turned up the following web page:
http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/2664.html) and skip straight to the
punchline: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, what
did you think I said?"

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