Tom Brandt wrote:
> And at the bar across the street a grasshopper walks in, sits down,
> and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!". And
> the grasshopper says "You have a drink named Dave?"

This is going to get out of hand, isn't it?  ;-)  OK, last ones from me:

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, "A
beer please, and one for the road."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, "Is
this some kind of joke?"

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