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>> HOW  TO TELL WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
>>
>> One hand on wheel,
>> one  hand on horn:
>> CHICAGO.
>>
>> One hand on wheel,
>>  middle finger out window:
>> NEW YORK.
>>
>> One hand on  wheel,
>> middle finger out window,
>> cutting across all lanes of  traffic:
>> NEW JERSEY.
>>
>> One hand on wheel,
>> one  hand on newspaper,
>> foot solidly on accelerator:
>> BOSTON.
>>
>> One hand on wheel,
>> one hand on nonfat
>> double  decaf cappuccino,
>> cradling cell phone,
>> brick on accelerator,
>> gun in lap:
>> LOS ANGELES.
>>
>> Both hands on  wheel,
>> eyes shut,
>> both feet on brake,
>> quivering in  terror:
>> INDIANA,
>> but driving in CALIFORNIA.
>>
>>  One hand on wheel,
>> one hand on hunting rifle,
>> alternating  between both feet
>> being on the accelerator
>> and both feet on  brake,
>> throwing McDonald's
>> bag out the window:
>> TEXAS.
>>
>> Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
>> shotgun mounted in  rear window,
>> beer cans on floor,
>> squirrel tails attached to  antenna:
>> OKLAHOMA.
>>
>> Two hands gripping wheel,
>>  blue hair barely
>> visible above windshield,
>> driving 35 on the  Interstate
>> in the left lane
>> with the left blinker on:
>>  FLORIDA.
>>
>> One hand on the wheel,
>> the other on his  sister:
>> ARKANSAS
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Virginia  Kampmeier
>> Inside Sales
>> IRI -MN
>> Tel: 952-831-3333/  Fax: 952-831-8336
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