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The Tyransaurus Rex comes on dynosaur feet.
Creates chaos, then moves on.

I've never seen such an incompetent techie,
And never hope to see another one,
But I can tell you anyhow,
To publicly expose him would be great fun.

The cowslip startles in meadows green,
He's the most arrogant b****** I've ever seen.

What the hell, hell, hell, hell?
He doesn't know technology very well, well, well, well
His ego doeth swell, swell, swell, swell
To the ringing and the singing of what he doth tell, tell, tell, tell.

For his love is horrible; for it we not pine,
Let's do something rotten to make him whine.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
You'd better steer clear of him and his manager wife.

The world was bright and full of cheer,
With flights of fancy and occasional whim,
Until a certain technologist built his career,
Life is now unbearable because of him.

"You're wrong" he declares with glee,
When he does, no one listens to me,
Finding the truth to prove you're right,
While others move on, is a lost fight.

Techie, techie,
Quite contrary,
How does your reputation grow?
"I search the Internet you see,"
"Twisting words the way they're never meant to be,"
"To lock us all into a newer legacy."

We all know that he's not without his charm,
And he claims he never meant no harm,
But the slander and libel of the alienation,
May lead to altogether expensive litigation.

Technical competence may be at issue here,
But his bedside manner is unacceptable, I fear,
Teaching relationships in his terms,
Is like explaining rainbows to earthworms.