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Denys Beauchemin <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:01:16 -0500
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A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the
pressure off him.

A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber"
decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked
the man, "What is your IQ?"

The man replied: "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
intently and said "This is really cool."

Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's
chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut,
"What is your IQ?"

The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really
cool."

Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the
robot, as with the others, asked him "What is your IQ?"

The man replied "50."

The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited
about Hillary running for president."







Denys

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