On Fri, 19 Jul 1996, Ed Ruane wrote:
 
> On Wed, 17 Jul 1996, D. Johnson wrote:
>
> >From: "D. Johnson" <[log in to unmask]>
> >
> >     ANSWER THIS RIDDLE:
> >
> >         Worf and Lt. Troy were found dead in a small room on a borg vessel.
> >  Nearbye was a broken bowl.  How did they die.
> >            Conditions:
> >             1: There were no people on the ship.
> >             2: They were not poisoned or there weren't any bruises
> >                on their bodies.
>
>  I've got it! They made an off-topic to several newsgroups, including
> alt.aol-sucks, and got beaten to death by an angry mob.
>
Duh!! You moron!!!
There weren't any bruises on their bodies.
 
Duh! Some guys are so slow...