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March 2002, Week 3

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Ewart North <[log in to unmask]>
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Ewart North <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 21 Mar 2002 09:22:11 -0000
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Statistics show that:

Fact 1.  The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans    but

Fact 2.  The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

Fact 3.  Then again the Japanese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans  whereas

Fact 4.  The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:  Eat and drink what you like.  It's speaking english that
kills you.
Regards,

Ewart North,
Finance Office
University of Birmingham,
Edgbaston, Birmingham B15  2TT
Tel:    0121 414 7099
Fax:    0121 414 7979
email:  [log in to unmask]

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