From: "Leonard S. Berkowitz"
> A 300 lb. gorilla escaped on Sunday from the Franklin Park Zoo in
> Boston. He injured two people before he was subdued a few hours later.
> This was the second time this gorilla has escaped. A commission has
> been appointed to examine the security system.

http://www.nbc5.com/news/2517517/detail.html
"The 5 -foot, 300-pound gorilla was spotted about two hours later
sitting at a bus stop near the zoo. It was sedated and recaptured."

I guess that answers the question "Where does a 300-pound gorilla sit?"

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