A very interesting link regarding the resume.

http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf

Just though u might find interesting.


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Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 7:24 PM
Subject: [HP3000-L] Fwd: OT: George W's Resume


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> Subject: George W's Resume
> The White House, USA
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
>
>
>
>
> I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
> (not easy)!
>
> I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
> any 12 month period.
>
> I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
> stock market.
>
> I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> I am the first president in US history to enter office with a
> criminal record.
>
> In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days
> on
> vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but
> I did).
>
> After taking off almost the entire month of August for vacation,
> I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
> president in US history.
>
> In my first two years in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
> jobs.
>
> I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in
> a12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
> any president in US history. (check out their criminal records on
> smoking gun.com)
>
> I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
> since the advent of TV.
>
> I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
> any other US president in history.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
> to intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
> I attacked and took over two countries.
>
> I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
> take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
> record
> for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
> history.
>
> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
> history.
> (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
> tanker named after her.)
>
> I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
> Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>
> I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
> market in any country in the history of the world.
>
> I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
> military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
> will of
> the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
> community.
>
> I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
> history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
> Security"(only
> one letter away from BS).
>
> I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
> increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
> tough to beat, but I did it!!).
>
> I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
> remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
> remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>
> I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
> history.
>
> I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
> I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
> election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
> I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
> for most corporate campaign donations. The biggest lifetime
> contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends,
> presided over one of
> the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth
> Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
> I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in
> US history.
>
> I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
> (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
> I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and, in less than a
> year, made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
> biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
> I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
> of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
> peace
> and stability.
>
> I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
> who violated US Law by not selling their huge investments in
> corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
>
> I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
> any other president in US history. In a little over two years I have
> created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most
> divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
>
> I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
> than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
> down.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
> driving record has been erased and is not available).
>
> I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
> time of war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions
> about
> drug use.
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
> to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
> on
> the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> PERSONAL REFERENCES:
> For personal references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James Baker
> (They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where
> they are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan
> for the next one.)
>
> (Note: this information should be useful to voters
> in the 2004 election. Circulate to as many citizens you think would
> be helped to be reminded about his record.)

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