> > >
> > >> >Something to offend just about everyone...
> > >> >
> > >> >  (1) What does the average Minnesota player get on
> > >> his SAT's?
> > >> >      -----Drool.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama
> > >> cheerleaders in one room?
> > >> >      -----A full set of teeth.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into
> > >> your dorm room?
> > >> >      -----Grease her hips and push like hell.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off
> > >> your porch?
> > >> >      -----Pay him for the pizza.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (5) Why do the University of Oklahoma
> > >> cheerleaders wear bibs?
> > >> >      -----To keep the tobacco juice off their
> > >> uniforms.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt
> > >> football games?
> > >> >      ----- The senior who knew the recipe
> > >> graduated.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (7) Why is the Indiana football team like a
> > >> possum?
> > >> >      -----Because they play dead at home, and get
> > >> killed on the road.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (8) What are the longest three years of a
> > >> Michigan football player's
> > >> >life?
> > >> >      ----His freshman year.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (9) Why did Kansas State replace natural grass
> > >> with Astroturf?
> > >> >      -----To discourage the cheerleaders from
> > >> grazing during games.
> > >> >
> > >> >  10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to
> > >> change a light bulb?
> > >> >      -----None.....That's a sophomore course at
> > >> OSU.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
> > >> >       -----Lafayette,IN ......He knew that the
> > >> police would never look
> > >> >there for a Heisman
> > >> >       Trophy winner.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?
> > >> >       -----Everyone there has the same DNA.
> > >> >
> > >> >  (13)Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team
> > >> color?
> > >> >      ---You can wear it to the game on Saturday,
> > >> hunting on Sunday, and
> > >> >picking up trash the
> > >> >      rest of the week.
> > >>