One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a
long way and no longer needed God.  So they selected one scientist to go and
tell God that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you.  We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist
was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this:  Let's say we have a
'man-making' contest."

To which the scientist replied, OK, great!"

God added, "Now,we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days
with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem.", bent down, and scooped up a handful
of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no.  You go and get your own
dirt!"