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Wed, 18 Feb 2004 13:01:40 -0500
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Ray:  Heard you are buying the Old Milwaukee beer at our list TGIF party this week....:-))

-----Original Message-----
From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
Behalf Of Shahan, Ray
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 12:06 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: A local Darwin Award candidate


In the gun safe!!

Ray Shahan

When you were born, you were crying
and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
you're the one who is smiling and everyone
around you is crying.                Unknown




> -----Original Message-----
> From: Michael Baier [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 10:45 AM
> To:   [log in to unmask]
> Subject:      Re: [HP3000-L] OT: A local Darwin Award candidate
>
> Woner where they kept the cheese  ;-)
>
> MB
>
>
> On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:14:48 -0500, Cornelius, Rosanne
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> >Oh my.....Holsteins r us.....:-))
> >
> >RC
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> >Behalf Of Shahan, Ray
> >Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 11:04 AM
> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: A local Darwin Award candidate
> >
> >
> >On last night's newscast, there was a story about a local (Fox Valley, WI
> >area) couple that went on vacation.  In the event their house was robbed
> >while away on vacation, the couple wanted to ensure that their guns (and
> >AMMO) were not stolen, so the couple put the guns and AMMO in the OVEN.
> >Alas, when the couple returned from vacation, the house was quite cold
> >(they'd also turned their house heater way down), so the turned on the
> gas
> >oven to help heat the house quicker...and yup, you guessed it, forgot
> they
> >had put the guns and AMMO in the oven!!  Yehaaw!  Blew the _ell out of
> the
> >oven and kitchen (the police didn't say what kind of AMMO), however the
> >couple was alive because they had left the kitchen for another room just
> >prior to the AMMO exploding.
> >
> >Ha...that'd be to be a top contender for the Darwin Awards except that
> you
> >actually have to die to be in the running.
> >
> >:-)
> >
> >
> >Ray Shahan
> >
> >When you were born, you were crying
> >and everyone around you was smiling.
> >Live your life so at the end,
> >you're the one who is smiling and everyone
> >around you is crying.                Unknown
> >
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