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Re: ot: Friday Humor
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Tom Brandt <[log in to unmask]>
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Tom Brandt <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 20 Dec 2002 08:07:18 -0500
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At 08:05 AM 12/20/2002 -0500, Wirt Atmar wrote:

>In 1926, Dorothy Parker, who was notorious for her wit, was asked to come up
>with a pun that included the word "horticulture." Rather quickly, she said:
>"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

A Hollywood starlet and Dorothy Parker were headed for the same door, so
the starlet stepped aside for Parker and said, "Age before beauty". Parker
replied, "Pearls before swine" as she swept through the door.

(See what you have started?)
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Tom Brandt
Northtech Systems, Inc.
130 S. 1st Street, Suite 220
Ann Arbor, MI 48104-1343
http://www.northtech.com/

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