Seen on the back of a pickup truck (presumably a lumberjack's)

Earth First! (we'll log the other planets later)


"Holloway, Rich" wrote:
>
> > Best Bumper Stickers of 1999
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> >
> > God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
> > My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
> > Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
> > I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
> > Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
> > Liberal Arts Major..Will Think for Food
> > If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
> > In Dog Years, I'm Dead
> > Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener
> > If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
> > The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard
> > I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes
> > First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
> > Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
> > In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take
> > Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them .
> > I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> > You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
> > BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> > So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
> > I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
> > BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
> > All men are idiots... and I married their king.
> > The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
> > I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what
> > you've got.
> > Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
> > Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
> > Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
> > Hang up and drive.
> > I want to die peacefully in my sleep -like my grandfather...
> > Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
> > God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
> > I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
> > Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
> > Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
> > Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> > Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> > Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
> > HONK ... If You Want To See My Finger
> > God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
> > I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
> > Keep honking while I reload.
> > Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
> > 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
> > Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
> > My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
> > Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
> > Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
> >