Birket,

I like
> "PSST ... Carly we want to let the world in on your secret ... with
the HP
> e3000 your organization manages the manufacturing of over $20Billion
of
> products, many of the Fortune 50 already have this highly reliable
platform
> running their businesses, and even local governments, the US Mint,
airlines and
> car rental companies are pleased with the low cost of ownership ...
it is a
> platform a CEO doesn't need to think about ... it simply works
providing
> exceptional value to your customers, thus providing them with more
time to
> golf, make decisions and do the other "C" level things"
>
> Thanks HP for INVENTing the HPe3000 a platform of choice for
customers
> requiring worry-free low cost secure enterprise computing in the
Internet world
> ... over 50 DotCOMs use it as the back end processor as do thousands
of other
> organizations world wide!
>
> I guess the secret is out ... no denying that the HPe3000 although
younger than
> UNIX is highly experienced in scalable mission critical computing.
>
> For more info see www.HP3000FanClub.com

The BUT is that it still doesn't ask for what we want.   How about:

"Carly, HP e3000 users worldwide passed the hat to pay for this ad.
We are talking about the HPe3000.   What we want to know is - why
aren't you?"