>  Subject: laws to live by
>
>  The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
> stupidity.
>
>  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
>  Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live
> with.
>
>  Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bull**** before.
>
>  Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
> friends. If
> they're OK, you're it.
>
>  Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
>
>  A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
>
>  It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
>
>  The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
> appreciates how      difficult it was.
>
>  Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
>
>  Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
> society.
>
>  Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
> left
> them to where you can't find them.
>
>  Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will
> not be
> evenly distributed.
>
>