An acquaintance, having seen a great many inquiries about whether his
company's software is Year 2000 compliant, is considering using this
as his new standard response:

   We are quite confident that all of our systems are Year 2000
   Compliant.  However, we have over a two year backlog of Year 2000
   Compliance forms to fill out, so according to our scheduling
   database, you should hear back from us in June, 1900.



Uh-huh... Time for a beer. (Is there a SIGBEER?)

Patrick
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Patrick Santucci
Technical Services Systems Programmer
Kirke-Van Orsdel, Inc.
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