There was a man that lived a very refined, dignified and we might say
prudish life. He never indulged in excesses of the flesh did not swear and
was discreet about bodily functions. When a neighbor of his died he was
asked to take care of the deceased man's parrot.

This parrot had a very colorful vocabulary. Instead of  the normal "Polly
wants a cracker" this bird said, "Give me a cracker MF." The bird passed gas
and laughed. The bird would peck at the man's ears, fly over him and
defecate and urinate on his shoulder. After a few weeks the poor gentle man
couldn't take it any more.

He grabbed the parrot and tossed him in the freezer. After a few seconds he
came to his senses and quickly retrieved the parrot. The parrot immediately
started to coo and cuddle up to the man. He ceased his constant verbal and
physical barrage. The man was thoroughly surprised by the bird's sudden
change in behavior.

The next day the parrot asked the man one question, "What did the turkey
do?"

Pray for Peace,
Yosef

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