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Re: OT: Thursday Humo(u)r
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Joseph Dolliver <[log in to unmask]>
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Joseph Dolliver <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 4 Dec 2003 09:01:34 -0500
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And in the next bar down the street a piece of rope walks into a bar and
asks for a beer,
the bartender says we do not serve rope here. The rope walks out and
unravels his top and makes a bow and walks back in and the bartender says, I
thought I told you we do not serve beer to rope, and the rope replies, I'm
afraid knot.

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From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
Behalf Of Mark Wonsil
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 12:49 AM
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Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: Thursday Humo(u)r


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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